Saturday, August 27, 2005
All your base will belong to us!
Its done people!
Team Adventure took the 1st steps to world domination today. Tickets are booked. Even the all important RUCKSACK have been procured! Our flight plan is as follows: Dublin (ireland) >> London (UK) >> Bangkok (Thailand) >> Sydney (Australia) >> Melbourne (Australi)>> Christchurch (New Zealand) >> Auckland (New Zealand) >> Santiago (Chile) >> Buenos Aires (Argentina) >> Lima (Peru) >> Madrid (Spain) >> London >> Dublin.
CLICK TO ENLARGE!!!!!
Team Adventure is going to be leaving in two parts. First out of the box on the 7th December is......
Click to enlarge? Peter wishes... Following our path of destruction will be Amanda & Emma, going under the name of EZ COMPANY
They leave this Green & Pleasant Land on the 24th of January 2006, where we reunite in Bangkok. So there you have it, Simon and Peter: TRAILBLAZERS!!Please ensure all food parcels, donations, etc for Peter and I are to be with EZ Company before they leave. We will be depending on your generosity. Folks, these are exciting times, and this is one very excited Ninja!
Team Adventure took the 1st steps to world domination today. Tickets are booked. Even the all important RUCKSACK have been procured! Our flight plan is as follows: Dublin (ireland) >> London (UK) >> Bangkok (Thailand) >> Sydney (Australia) >> Melbourne (Australi)>> Christchurch (New Zealand) >> Auckland (New Zealand) >> Santiago (Chile) >> Buenos Aires (Argentina) >> Lima (Peru) >> Madrid (Spain) >> London >> Dublin.
CLICK TO ENLARGE!!!!!Team Adventure is going to be leaving in two parts. First out of the box on the 7th December is......
Click to enlarge? Peter wishes... Following our path of destruction will be Amanda & Emma, going under the name of EZ COMPANY
They leave this Green & Pleasant Land on the 24th of January 2006, where we reunite in Bangkok. So there you have it, Simon and Peter: TRAILBLAZERS!!Please ensure all food parcels, donations, etc for Peter and I are to be with EZ Company before they leave. We will be depending on your generosity. Folks, these are exciting times, and this is one very excited Ninja!
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Desperate times...
Fear not Murdock, i still live. I have gone NINJA in order to protect myself from the evil horde! Make your way the the secret base of TEAM ADVENTURE. It is our only hope!!Thursday, August 11, 2005
A threat, from the villains...
Brace yourselves, all thee on the side of good. I have personally received a threat from the League of Evil. Somehow they found out that my tremendous planning abilities are powered directly from the sun via my solar fibre beard. They did this to me while I slept:
My beard of power reduced to a handlebar moustache of woman like strength... And also they left a note...
But I will fight on, despite this onslaught against my strength and masculinity. I have not heard from Simon, I hope he survived the day...
My beard of power reduced to a handlebar moustache of woman like strength... And also they left a note...
But I will fight on, despite this onslaught against my strength and masculinity. I have not heard from Simon, I hope he survived the day...
Holy Villain Pie!
Woe is us! Yet another arch-villain has been spotted in Edinburgh hanging out with the Hamburglar and her crew... Gaze upon:
It's The Penguins Wife! Photographed in the Murrayfield Ice-Rink (home of the Edinburgh Racers) chilling out! We can only presume the worst!
I for one am unsure how we can defeat these foes, with their powers combined...
If you think you can help our cause, send a suitable CV and photo to me or Simon, experience essential! We will assign you a role in the epic battle to come!
It's The Penguins Wife! Photographed in the Murrayfield Ice-Rink (home of the Edinburgh Racers) chilling out! We can only presume the worst!
I for one am unsure how we can defeat these foes, with their powers combined...
If you think you can help our cause, send a suitable CV and photo to me or Simon, experience essential! We will assign you a role in the epic battle to come!
Sunday, August 07, 2005
The plot thickens even FURTHER...
Our Private Detective brought us a last minute report! Two more villains of disrepute have been seen socialising with The Hamburglar and her crew. It worries us greatly, for it is now truly an international incident of epic proportions. Somehow, The Hamburglar has enlisted the aid of:
The Riddlers Sister!
AND
The Blonde Catwoman!
We have had to change our plans at the last minute, but I'm pretty sure that I think we can overcome these barborous wenches!
The Riddlers Sister!
AND
The Blonde Catwoman!
We have had to change our plans at the last minute, but I'm pretty sure that I think we can overcome these barborous wenches!
The BIG picture...
That detective really did his job! Emma and Amanda may be villains but there is always a MASTERMIND behind them. The trail led to EDINBURGH CASTLE. It turns out that my own SISTER was behind it all!
Me? I put on some make up. It didn't help much with the plan but it made me look FEROCIOUS! LIKE ANIMAL! ROAR!
truly I am intimidating. *ahem* Find out how this tale ends soon...
Its true! Rachel was the Hamburgler all along!! Her love of big greasy burgers was out of control. Peter and I briefly thought of a full frontal assault on the castle but it was guarded by a winged army of HARPIES.
The man who took this picture has never been heard from since....
What to do???? Peter donned his Special Forces Beret Of Special Plans (SFBOSP)
Me? I put on some make up. It didn't help much with the plan but it made me look FEROCIOUS! LIKE ANIMAL! ROAR!
truly I am intimidating. *ahem* Find out how this tale ends soon...A shocking discovery!
We had a hunch. Simon and I, that is. So we hired a Private Detective. To spy on....
AMANDA AND EMMA!
Some strange things were happening, like memory loss and blurred vision. We feared POISONING. Also sometimes when going to meet them, a distant murderous laugh could be heard on the wind...
So we got a Private Dick to follow them to see what was "the haps" as the youth are so fond of saying. He returned, barely sane, from the horrors he saw. Here, for you all, is the evidence in a completely real, untouched photo:
They are VILLANS! Apparently this world trip is a plot so they can take over the world!
WOE IS ME!
WOE IS THE WORLD!
AMANDA AND EMMA!
Some strange things were happening, like memory loss and blurred vision. We feared POISONING. Also sometimes when going to meet them, a distant murderous laugh could be heard on the wind...
So we got a Private Dick to follow them to see what was "the haps" as the youth are so fond of saying. He returned, barely sane, from the horrors he saw. Here, for you all, is the evidence in a completely real, untouched photo:
They are VILLANS! Apparently this world trip is a plot so they can take over the world!
WOE IS ME!
WOE IS THE WORLD!
Monday, August 01, 2005
Wow! It's a baby! WOW! It's my niece!
I have been asked on several occassions for a photo of my niece, so here y'all go!
I try to defend her from the ravages of T.V.!
Hush, she is almost asleep. HUSH I SAY!
Also note that she has blue-eyes. YES! Soon we will take over the world! Vive l'yeux bleu.
(p.s. Thanks Yvonne, I look forward to pictures of a green mohawk!)
I try to defend her from the ravages of T.V.!
Hush, she is almost asleep. HUSH I SAY!
Also note that she has blue-eyes. YES! Soon we will take over the world! Vive l'yeux bleu.
(p.s. Thanks Yvonne, I look forward to pictures of a green mohawk!)
