Sunday, August 07, 2005
A shocking discovery!
We had a hunch. Simon and I, that is. So we hired a Private Detective. To spy on....
AMANDA AND EMMA!
Some strange things were happening, like memory loss and blurred vision. We feared POISONING. Also sometimes when going to meet them, a distant murderous laugh could be heard on the wind...
So we got a Private Dick to follow them to see what was "the haps" as the youth are so fond of saying. He returned, barely sane, from the horrors he saw. Here, for you all, is the evidence in a completely real, untouched photo:
They are VILLANS! Apparently this world trip is a plot so they can take over the world!
WOE IS ME!
WOE IS THE WORLD!
AMANDA AND EMMA!
Some strange things were happening, like memory loss and blurred vision. We feared POISONING. Also sometimes when going to meet them, a distant murderous laugh could be heard on the wind...
So we got a Private Dick to follow them to see what was "the haps" as the youth are so fond of saying. He returned, barely sane, from the horrors he saw. Here, for you all, is the evidence in a completely real, untouched photo:
They are VILLANS! Apparently this world trip is a plot so they can take over the world!
WOE IS ME!
WOE IS THE WORLD!
