Pirates of the good ship Team Adventure

Brace yourselves, all thee on the side of good. I have personally received a threat from the League of Evil. Somehow they found out that my tremendous planning abilities are powered directly from the sun via my solar fibre beard. They did this to me while I slept:



My beard of power reduced to a handlebar moustache of woman like strength... And also they left a note...



But I will fight on, despite this onslaught against my strength and masculinity. I have not heard from Simon, I hope he survived the day...