Pirates of the good ship Team Adventure

Our friends over at The BIG NEWS at TWELVETY (scroll down a bit, The news moves FAST!) have been recently covering the ~"alleged"~ theft of my beard by a Mr. Peter Brien. And when I say alleged, I mean factual. Ms. Tonto can relax her roving reporteringness now, as my facial situation can now officially described as hairy once again. I'd like to thank the communist people of Vietnam for their help. With the inspiration of beardy socialists like Karl Marx, Lenin,Castro, amongst others, this was the perfect place to heal the damage of Mr. Breins hair theft. Included is an artists impression of what you would see if we were allowed to take pictures...